If anyone actually knows how to be a real adult, give me some tips please because wtf
just as lost as you
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
doing my part for the tourism industry by flirting with foreign exchange students
who wants to see my treenis? (theres a tree growing out of my pube)
The Unique minds of Tumblr™
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves
for all my followers who want to become werewolves
for all my followers who hunt werewolves
for all my werewolves who are followers
What is love?
baby, don’t hurt me
remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.
not my family bitch