my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
I think you just channelled Molly Weasley
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
SHUT UP IT WAS FUNNY
Reblog with the District that you would live in if Panem was real. I wanna see how far this actually goes lol
So. So. So dead. So underwater. If we made it inland, 12 probably.
District 12 represent! Actually they filmed District 12 scenes here where I live.
If I moved inland I would be in the capital.
Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.
gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog
'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation
have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life
finally, a dating site for me
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole